The Most Photogenic Man in the World (excluding matthew mcconaughey) - A Series
This is the most photogenic man in the world.
His smile is the source of love, inspiration, and vegetable hybridization.
Think of him the next time you are eating a cabbage.
His story is strikingly similar to the main character in the movie 'The Man With the Iron Mask.'
He was also home-schooled.
Now he lives in a fair trade ivory, climate-controlled lighthouse by the sea. Its location is unknown.
Here we see him with some lady friends. He never walks with people in public because of the risk of them being foregrounded in pictures.
In all photographs, he is in focus, and if he isn't it is because modern photography cannot keep up with his dynamism.
He is never upstaged. Especially not by harlots.
On his property lies several hundred acres of glacier. Here is where he hunts penguins and hates on Morgan Freeman.
The most photogenic man in the world has exquisite taste. He majored in interior design at college.
Here he scowls at the shit design around him at a 5 star hotel in Singapore.
Notice his Apple laptop. This picture was taken in 1997. Technological manufacturers have long recognized his influence on commercial-centric imagery. Apple gave him this laptop to help promote their future brand. He only used it once to download the entire discography of Dire Straits.
You'll also notice the most photogenic man's bare essentials on the bedside table.
Discover more about the most photogenic man in the world in future posts.
Here he is pictured after a rigorous painting session. I believe he called this one 'Axe Body Spray Telepathy.'
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